Friday, October 12, 2007

It's Hoops Time, Baby!

Tonight is the beginning of college basketball season, as it is the first day schools are allowed by the NCAA to conduct practice.

The NBA is currently in its exhibition season, playing in places such as London and LaCrosse, and playing teams from places such as Greece and Israel.

This means one thing: It's basketball season!

The author of this blog has been spending weekdays during the last two months in the Hartford, CT-Springfield, MA area on a project for work. Springfield is best known as the birthplace of basketball, and the home of the Basketball Hall of Fame.


I have not been able to visit the Hall of Fame, as it closes at 4 pm during the week, and I have not been there on a weekend. However, I took some pictures of the outside. The Hall of Fame moved into new quarters about five years ago.

Welcome back, hoops!

NFL Picks, Week 6

The NFL is settling into something that resembles form after five weeks of the season. There are three undefeated teams: Dallas, New England, and Indianapolis. There are three winless teams: Miami, New Orleans, and St. Louis. There are a ton of other teams in the middle.

Last Week: 10-4
Season: 49-27

Here are this blog’s fearless picks for Week 6 in the National Football League:

New England at Dallas: The mighty Patriots roll into Dallas for a meeting with the Cowboys. Can the Cowboys shut down Tom Brady and Randy Moss? The Cowboys are coming off an improbable win on Monday night at Buffalo, winning 25-24 despite 6 turnovers by Tony Romo. Who wins on Sunday? Who do you think? Pick: Dallas

Minnesota at Chicago: Someone named Adrian Peterson will be a winner in this game. The one from Oklahoma isn’t surrounded with nearly as much talent as the one from Georgia Southern. The Bears saved their season last Sunday night with a win at archnemesis Green Bay. Da Bears make it two in a row. Pick: Chicago

St. Louis at Baltimore: The injury-wracked Rams visit Crab City, where the Ravens’ defense awaits. Good luck with all that. Pick: Balmer

Philadelphia at New York Jets: The Eagles had such a hard time in their last appearance at the Meadowlands, they needed a week off. Now they head back up the turnpike to take on the Jets. The Jets aren’t nearly as good as the Giants, and they proved that last week. It’s a long year for the New York Football Jets. Pick: Philly

Miami at Cleveland: The woeful Dolphins visit CLE to take on the no-longer-horrible Browns. The Dolphins are now being led by quarterback Cleo (Real) Lemon as a result of last week’s possible career-ending injury to QB Trent Green. A skunk by any other name still stinks, though, and the Dolphins stink. Pick: Cleveland

Washington at Green Bay: The Packers are reeling after last week’s home loss to Da Bears. The Redskins come off of a whipping of Detroit. Packers bounce back. Pick: Green Bay

Kansas City at Cincinnati: Bengals are coming off a bye, but did they find a defense on that week off? Carson Palmer, Ocho Cinco and company should be able to outscore the Chiefs. Pick: Cincy

Tennessee at Tampa Bay: The Fighting Vince Youngs go on the road to the city by the Bay. Tampa Bay, that is. Bucs got spanked last week in Indy, but lots of teams would get spanked in Indy. Bucs bounce back at home. Pick: Tampa Bay

Houston at Jacksonville: The Texans are in last place in the AFC South with a winning record at 3-2. The Jags find ways to win, whether they look good or not. When in doubt, pick the home team. Pick: Jacksonville

Carolina at Arizona: Quarterback problems continue in Charlotte. Jake Delhomme is out for the year. David Carr has a back injury. So, the Panthers signed Vinny Testaverde this week from the St. Aloysius Home for the Aged. The Panthers will start either Vinny or ex-Cowboy training camp star Matt Moore. Meanwhile, Kurt Warner is regaining his magic in Arizona. If Testaverde is the starter, the combined age of the two quarterbacks in this game will be 80. Pick: Arizona

Oakland at San Diego: Winner will be in first place in the very mediocre AFC West. Chargers exploded back onto the scene with a 41-3 win last week in Denver. Think they’d like to have the first four weeks of the season back? Chargers coach Norv Turner formerly coached the Raiders. Pick: Chargers

New Orleans at Seattle: The Saints have been awful this year. Their task doesn’t get any easier with a long trip to the Northwest. I’m sure NBC is really looking forward to this one now. Pick: Seattle

New York Giants at Atlanta: If the schedule makers had known that the Michael Vick fiasco would happen, this game wouldn’t smell Monday night. So, ESPN gets stuck with a real dud this week. The Giants are looking pretty good. Strange things can happen on the road in the NFL. However, the Giants are better than the Falcons. Pick: New York

Bye: Buffalo, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, Denver, Detroit, San Francisco

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Baseball Is A Talking Sport..

...and I'm not very good at predicting it.

This blog predicted a Yankees-Phillies World Series. That prediction was blown to smitherines. So, we have the Rockies and the Diamondbacks in the National League, and the Red Sox and the Indians in the American League.

The National League matchup begins tonight, and has been looked upon as the Ugly Duckling of the two series. Both teams are young. They are also both recent expansion teams, though the Diamondbacks won a World Series in 2001. This series is already getting grief, as Game 1 is not a sellout in Phoenix. The Division Series games there last week were sold out with the help of a lot of Cub fans.

In a way, I can't really blame the people of Phoenix for not jumping on the bandwagon. First, the fan base was burned by the results of the 2001 championship. The team overspent on a lot of veteran players, then had to dump a ton of contracts and start over in building their team. Six years later, they have a very good young team, but the fans haven't identified with them yet. Second, Phoenix is the fastest growing metropolitan area in the United States. There are tons of transplants there. Thus, loyalties in Phoenix are spread all around the country. A lot of people simply aren't going to jump on the bandwagon, at least where their time and money are concerned. As for me, I'm for the Rockies. They've been in the baseball wilderness for all but one year of their existence.


In the American League, the Red Sox and Indians begin their series Friday night in Boston. The Red Sox are slightly favored. I was listening to a radio show out of Boston last night, and everyone called in to analyze the National League teams as future Red Sox opponents. I have to admit that I was impressed with their baseball knowledge. However, I have one thing to say to Red Sox Nation: YA GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR CLE! Go Tribe!

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

College Picks: Week 7

College football has been nothing if not exciting and interesting. The last two weeks have been good for more upsets than Pepto-Bismol can handle. The second half of the season looks to provide more of the same. The last two teams standing will be in New Orleans in January for the BCS National Championship Game.

The ranks of the unbeaten have been whittled down to 11. They are: Cincinnati, South Florida, Connecticut, Boston College, Ohio State, LSU, Kansas, Missouri, Cal, Arizona State, and Hawaii.

Last Week: 13-7
Overall: 80-40

Missouri at Oklahoma: The Tigers have moved up to #11 in the country and are favored to win the Big 12 North. Sooners are coming off of a win over hated archrival Texas. Bob Stoops has lost one conference home game in eight years as coach of OU. That won’t change. Pick: OU

Oklahoma State at Nebraska: Who can figure this out? OSU is good enough to beat Nebraska, but can they win on the road? Nebraska had a road game scheduled last week, but didn’t show up to play Missouri. Oops, I guess those were the Huskers that got their heads handed to them. All will be well in Huskerland for one week. Pick: Nebraska

Texas A&M at Texas Tech: First of four murderous road trips in the Big 12 for the Aggies. Ags were fortunate to escape with a home win last week over OSU. Ags have not had success in recent years in Lubbock. Tech should be able to win this game. Pick: Tech

Colorado at Kansas State: K-State needs this one desperately to stay in the race in the Big 12 North. CU finds themselves in first place in the North. The cannibalization of the Big 12 North begins here. They all start to eat each other up. Pick: K-State

Baylor at Kansas: The Guy Morriss death watch continues in Waco. Well, he’s not actually going to die, but he won’t be the Baylor coach after November. KU is flying high at 5-0. Jayhawks become bowl eligible this week. Pick: KU

Texas at Iowa State: Longhorns gave a valiant effort last week against OU, but came up short. They have now lost star WR Limas Sweed for the year. Things don’t look good for the Longhorns. However, they’re Texas. They should beat Iowa State. Pick: Texas

LSU at Kentucky: Tigers got a big, big comeback win over the mighty Gators last week. Kentucky fell flat on its face on the national stage, losing at South Carolina. Can the Cats bounce back? The way this college football season has been going, that’s a pretty good possibility. #1 goes down again. Pick: Kentucky

South Carolina at North Carolina: One of the crimes of South Carolina’s now long-ago departure from the ACC is that these two schools do not play every year. These two schools really should be in the same conference and should play regularly. It’s now a rivalry that rarely is. The Old Ball Coach takes his ‘Cocks to Chapel Hill, where Butch Davis is rebuilding the Tar Heels. This is a dangerous trap for USC of the East. But, the ‘Cocks have surprised us before. Pick: SC

Purdue at Michigan: After two years of not playing Ohio State and Michigan, the Boilermakers get them back-to-back this season. The Train Men make the trip to the Big House, where the Wolverines are still paying penance for the opening loss to Appalachian State. Meatchicken puts itself back on the map this week. Pick: Michigan

Georgia Tech at Miami: The Ramblin’ Wreck are the ultimate yo-yo team. Up and down. They now go down to Little Havana to take on the Canes, who saved face last week in a near-blowout loss to North Carolina. When in doubt, go with the home field. Pick: Miami

Boston College at Notre Dame: Who does the Pope root for? The only two Catholic schools in Division I-A meet in South Bend. Notre Dame got their first win of the season last week, despite 140 yards of offense against UCLA. Boston College is undefeated and ranked #4 in the nation. Notre Dame needs all the luck they can get. This game will be worthy of the green jerseys for the Fighting Leprechauns. Luck or no luck, BC is just plain better than Notre Dame. Pick: BC

Rice at Houston: The Bayou Bucket is on the line at Robertson Stadium. Rice absolutely stunk until last week, when they upset Southern Miss in Hattiesburg. The Coogs had a chance to pull out a comeback win at Alabama last week. Things should return to form this week. Pick: Houston

TCU at Stanford: The Frogs are reeling, having lost three games, and must now go out to Palo Alto to face Stanford. You remember Stanford. Last week, they were a 40 point underdog against USC, and pulled the biggest upset in the history of Las Vegas bookmakers. Stanford will not be able to avoid a letdown. The Frogs have struggled on offense this year. Which Stanford shows up? Pick: Trees

Connecticut at Virginia: The Huskies are 5-0, though their schedule has been suspect. Still, 5-0 is 5-0 at this stage of the season. They get their toughest test in a road trip to Virginia, who has a five-game winning streak of their own after losing their opener at Wyoming. Pick: Virginia

Louisville at Cincinnati: The Ville has collapsed. At the beginning of the season, they were thinking BCS. Now, they’re just thinking BS. This team has no defense, and must go up the river to face the undefeated Bearcats. Cincy took care of business in a surprising way last week, beating Rutgers on the road. This one looks too obvious. Pick: The ‘Nati

Auburn at Arkansas: Auburn has, in a short amount of time, turned their season around. Winning in the Swamp will do that for you. Now, they make a trip to the Pigsty to face the Razorbacks. All is not well in Hogland, as the natives are restless and ready to make a coaching change. The Hogs have a great RB in Darren McFadden, but that’s all they have. If War Eagle can win in Gainesville, they can win in Fayetteville. Pick: Auburn

Florida State at Wake Forest (Thursday): When these two teams last met, it was a shellacking in Tallahassee. Wake Forest delivered the pasting. FSU has found a quarterback in Xavier Lee. The Noles are slowly returning to relevance. Wake Forest is no pushover. Still, I like FSU to pull this one off on the road. Pick: Florida State

Indiana at Michigan State: Just when you thought Michigan State was going to be pretty good, they go and lose an overtime game at home to Northwestern. Indiana has won 5 games, and can become bowl eligible with a win. Indiana and bowl in the same sentence? It could happen. Not this week, though. Sparty bounces back. Pick: Michigan State

Oregon State at California: Cal has not been to the Rose Bowl since 1958. This year, they’re in line for something even bigger: the national championship game. This game is guaranteed to feature some ugly uniforms. The play on the field, however, won’t be as ugly as the clothes. Pick: Cal

Benedictine at Peru State: Peru is a state? Do they play Ecuador A&M or the University of Colombia? Actually, this Peru is a town in Nebraska with a college. Pick: Peru State

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Homer Call of the Day


This is courtesy of YouTube and the Worldwide Leader in Sports. The clip is from last Saturday's Akron-Western Michigan game. The Akron radio broadcast team of Steve French and Frank Stams got a little excited on this game-winning play.

Monday, October 08, 2007

Bizarreness


The Dallas Cowboys remain undefeated, in the most unlikely of ways.

The Cowboys went to Buffalo and snatched a 25-24 win. How did it happen?

Tony Romo threw five interceptions and lost a fumble for the Cowboys. The Bills ran two interceptions back for touchdowns, and also scored a touchdown on a kickoff return.

At the end of the game, Romo led the Cowboys on an 80-yard drive for a touchdown. The Cowboys scored with 20 seconds left, and missed a tying two-point conversion. The Cowboys then improbably recovered an onside kick. Romo led the Cowboys down the field to set up a long game winning field goal. Nick Folk kicked a 53 yard field goal to win the game. But wait! The Bills called timeout right before the snap, forcing the rookie kicker to think about what he was doing. What does Folk do? On the rekick, he kicks a 53 yard field goal to win the game.

There was a little bit of fortune involved in this game, and a whole lot of skill. The Cowboys went out there and stole a game they deserved to lose.

It would really suck to be a Buffalo fan. All of the ghosts of Buffalo teams past came back to haunt them. All of western New York has to be totally sick right now.

NFL Highway, Week 5

Back on the NFL highway for 13 games. Nothing is ever a sure thing in the NFL, and some of the events of Sunday only proved that notion.

Poor Miami. The Dolphins can’t buy a break. They lost their fifth game in a row on Sunday, as Kris Brown kicked a 57 yard field goal on the last play of the game to give the Houston Texans the win. A bizarre occurrence happened earlier in the game. Dolphins QB Trent Green was on the ground, and attempted to get back up to make a block. He tried to block Texans DL Travis Johnson at the knees, and promptly suffered a concussion as a result of a head-to-knee collision. As Green laid on the ground, Johnson continued to talk trash to him. Unbelievable.

The New England Patriots continue to roll. The Pats scored 34 points once again, defeating the Cleveland Browns, 34-17. The game was actually closer than that, but the Patriots returned an interception for a touchdown late in the game to provide the winning margin and to cover the point spread. The Pats have scored 38, 38, 38, 34, and 34 points in their first 5 games. They are nothing if not consistent. They next travel to Irving to meet the Dallas Cowboys.

The Jacksonville Jaguars held Kansas City to 10 yards rushing as they went to Arrowhead and spanked the Chiefs, 17-7. The Chiefs did not score until the last play of the game. I’m glad I didn’t see this game. It looked ugly.

The New Orleans Saints are quickly reverting to becoming the Aints again. The Saints, for the first time in four games, were not blown out. Nonetheless, they lost to David Carr and the Carolina Panthers, 16-13. This team was picked by many to go to the Super Bowl. They’re a long way from there right now.

The New York Giants won the endorsement of Mayor Bloomberg on Sunday, as they won bragging rights to the Big Apple by pasting the Jets, 35-21. Brandon Jacobs and Derrick Ward are now a two-headed running back monster for the Giants, as both scored touchdowns.

In Pittsburgh, the Steelers returned to the win column by skunking the Seattle Seahawks, 21-0. The Eastern Time Zone has not been kind to the Seahawks, who reverted to their former nickname of Seabags in this one.

A Jekyll and Hyde team resides in Detroit. Or, maybe I-95 is Kryptonite for the Lions. The Lions were spanked yesterday by Washington, 34-3. The Lions have played two games to date in stadiums on the Main Street of the East Coast. Philadelphia hung 56 on the Lions, and the Redskins scored 34 on them. That’s a total of 90 points allowed in two games against the NFC East. The Lions have actually won 3 games this year. However, they can’t drive 95.

The Cardinals played in St. Louis yesterday. Kurt Warner also played in the River City yesterday. And, both of them won. The current St. Louis football team, though, is a shambles. Warner led the Cardinals to a 34-31 win over the injury-depleted Rams. The Rams are in deep doo-doo at 0-5.

The states of Georgia and Tennessee did a two-step over the weekend, as their universities met on Saturday in Knoxville, and their pro teams met on Sunday in Nashville. Tennessee came out on top on both days. The Titans hosted the Atlanta Falcons and came out on top, 20-13. The Titans get that Cracker Barrel franchise in Chattanooga. The Falcons go home to lick their wounds.

The Indianapolis Colts just keep rolling along. They plugged in a no-name running back, Kenton Keith, and ran all over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 33-14. The Patriots are getting all the attention, but they will have to beat the Colts to get to the Super Bowl. That will not be an easy task.

The AFC West is officially pathetic. The San Diego Chargers are not out, and aren’t even down any longer. The Chargers beat the bejeebers out of Denver at Mile High, 41-3. All of a sudden, Norv Turner can coach. As bad as the Chargers were, they are in the thick of the division race. Actually, the Raiders are in first place due to their bye, at 2-2.

Out on the Left Coast, the Baltimore Ravens got three field goals and beat the 49ers, 9-7. This defined ugly. The Ravens don’t care what it looks like, as long as they win.

In the Sunday Night extravaganza, the Chicago Bears saved their season, as Brian Griese led Da Bears to a 27-20 win over the Green Bay Packers. Brett Favre, fresh off of breaking the all-time record for touchdown passes, broke the all-time record for interceptions thrown. That only proves that he played for a long, long time. You have to be good to play long enough to break that record.

Tonight, Wade Phillips returns to Buffalo as coach of the Dallas Cowboys. The fans will be jacked up in Buffalo. This is the definition of trap game. Anything can happen in the NFL. Hopefully, the Cowboys will escape with the W.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Even More Knee-Jerk Reactions

It seems there was more football on TV Saturday night than there was in the afternoon. At one time, there were 6 different college football games on on our TV (ABC, CBS, ESPN, ESPN2, FSN, and Versus).

A game I am glad ABC did not send into our area was Notre Dame-UCLA. The Uclans were down to a third string walk-on QB, and turned the ball over 7 times. Notre Dame had a whopping 140 yards of total offense. This sounds like it was an awful game. And, to make it worse, the Irish won. Yuck.

Nebraska is so ordinary. The Huskers have gone into the tank after giving contract extensions to their coach and athletic director. They fired Frank Solich for this? That "antiquated" option offense they ran wouldn't have done any worse than what the Huskers are throwing out there now. And, the Blackshirt defense is looking more like the Tie Dye defense. No, the old Nebraska will never be back. But, the new one isn't even a cheap imitation of the old one. Missouri made them look like a high school team.

The Big 12 North is up for grabs, in a good way. Missouri, Kansas, Kansas State, Colorado and Nebraska can all beat each other. Actually, it might be a stretch to put Nebraska in that group. Mizzou, KU, K-State, and CU are all pretty good teams. CU has improved a ton from Week 1 to the present. Sadly, the same doesn't apply to the Huskers.

The Oklahoma Aggies found another way to pull off a Poke Choke. Actually, they were behind, so it's not really a choke. But, they found a way to blow a chance to win a game. With less than two minutes to go against the Texas Aggies in College Station, and Texas A&M leading 24-23, OSU attempted to block a punt. The Cowboys were called for running into the kicker, giving A&M the first down and the chance to run out the clock. OSU didn't get a chance to drive for a game winning field goal. You have to have spent a lifetime watching Oklahoma State to understand this. They find new ways to blow chances to win. But, they're good kids. They go to class. They're respectful to the media.

Meanwhile, ex-OSU coach Les Miles finds himself on top of the college football world at LSU. The Tigers made a fourth quarter comeback to beat Florida, 28-24. LSU stole victory from the jaws of defeat. The Tigers are shooting for a home crowd advantage in the BCS National Championship Game in New Orleans.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Double Knee-Jerk Reaction

My mouth is about to fall off. I'm in shock.

Stanford has just upset USC, 24-23. The Cardinal have been the dregs of the Pac-10 throughout this decade. This year, they hired Captain Comeback, Jim Harbaugh, as head coach. Harbaugh is better known as ex-quarterback of Michigan and the Indianapolis Colts. He has spent recent years coaching at places such as the University of San Diego.

This is really huge. If the Florida Gators hold on and beat LSU, the Cal Bears could very well be the #1 team in the nation in next week's polls. Wow.

Knee-Jerk Reactions


Oklahoma 28, Texas 21. The universe returns to normal.

Above is DeMarco Murray's best impression of an Olympic hurdler as he breaks a long one for a Sooner touchdown.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Child Abuse



Parents, don't let your babies grow up to be Longhorns.

NFL Picks, Week 5

Something NFL-related that I have just come across: I’m reading the sports section of the New York Post. In the standings and in the betting lines, the Post has placed an asterisk next to the Patriots. At the bottom of the standings and lines, they describe the asterisk as “Caught Cheating”. How funny. That’s New York. That's the Post. Of course, the Pats got caught cheating against a New York team. I don’t think the Post would give a flying rat’s behind if the Pats got caught cheating against the Arizona Cardinals.

We move on to the picks..

Last Week: 7-7
Season: 39-23

Dallas at Buffalo: Rematch of Super Bowls XVII and XVIII. That was a long time ago. People in Buffalo have a lot of pent-up anger about Dallas, due to the two Super Bowls and the 1999 Stanley Cup Finals (by the way, it was a goal). The Cowboys are cruising along behind America’s Quarterback, Tony Romo. The Bills got into the win column for the first time last week, sneaking past the Jets, 17-14. On paper, this looks like a mismatch in favor of the Cowboys. But, this is the NFL, and anything can happen. This is a trap game for Dallas, as the Cowboys host the Patriots in Week 6, and could very well be looking ahead to that. So, look out for the Bills in front of 80,000 drunk Western New Yorkers on Monday night. Nonetheless, I’m a homer. Pick: Dallas

New York Jets at New York Giants: The Jets make the long trek to the Meadowlands for an away game in their home stadium. This is a Giants home game, played in front of Giants season ticket holders and televised on the visitors’ network, CBS. The Giants are healing up and looked decent in smashing the Eagles last week. The Jets are dazed and confused. Go with the hot hand and the home team. Pick: Giants

Cleveland at New England: The Browns are a surprising 2-2. But, they haven’t played anyone as good as New England. The Patriots are a machine. The Pats were held to a season-low 34 points last week by Cincinnati. Look for Tom Brady and Randy Moss to work their magic again. Just another day at the office in Foxboro. Pick: Patriots

Miami at Houston: The Texans are crashing back to earth, having lost their last two games. The Dolphins come in as one of the worst teams in the league. This will be good for the Texans. The Dolphins will get a win this year. Not this week. Pick: Houston

Atlanta at Tennessee: Winner gets to own a Cracker Barrel restaurant in Chattanooga. Falcons finally got a win last week. Titans are above average. Go with the home team, especially when the visiting team is a dome team playing outdoors on grass. Pick: Tennessee

Detroit at Washington: Motor City Madmen are 3-1 after using a 34 point 4th quarter to beat the Bears. Can they crank up the offense two weeks in a row? Can they outscore the Redskins? The last time DET went to the East Coast, they were spanked by Philly. My gut says Washington. Pick: Redskins

Seattle at Pittsburgh: Rematch of Super Bowl XL. I still can’t believe the Steelers lost last week in the desert. Pittsburgh bounces back in a big way. Pick: Pittsburgh

Arizona at St. Louis: Cardinals make their annual return to St. Louis. Not many people on that team remember the St. Louis Football Cardinals. The Rams have more injuries than a M*A*S*H unit. They resemble the Toronto Argonauts at this point. Pick: Arizona

Carolina at New Orleans: Saints are the biggest disappointment in the league this year. But, they get a present as David Carr will be the QB for Carolina this week. Saints come back from the bye on a good note. Pick: New Orleans

Jacksonville at Kansas City: The Chiefs have duct-taped themselves together into a 2-2 record. The Jags are very unpredictable. When in doubt, pick the home team. Pick: KC

Tampa Bay at Indianapolis: The Tony Dungy Bowl. The Bucs are a surprising 3-1. They haven’t played the Colts yet. The Colts are banged up, but should have enough to send the Bucs packing with an L. Pick: Indy

Baltimore at San Francisco: The 49ers have turned to the ageless Trent Dilfer as QB due to the injury to Alex Smith. Dilfer once led the Ravens to a Super Bowl win, whether the Ravens will admit it or not. The Ravens’ defense has been giving up more points than usual. Ravens go West and get a W. Pick: Baltimore

San Diego at Denver: The Chargers are a train wreck. They need something good to happen, fast. The Broncos are a pretty inconsistent team in their own right. Denver makes the Chargers’ season even more miserable. Pick: Denver

Chicago at Green Bay: The Bears have slipped badly. They throw interceptions in multiple varieties, no matter who the quarterback is. Green Bay is off to a great start, and Brett Favre is as good as ever. It’s Sunday night on the not-yet-frozen tundra of Lambeau Field-who else? Pick: Green Bay

Bye: Cincinnati, Oakland, Philadelphia, Minnesota

Thursday, October 04, 2007

If You Had A Favorite Team...

Here is Cowboy Fan's version of the Mike Gundy meltdown..

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

College Picks, Week 6

Last week was supposed to be a rather pedestrian weekend of college football. Instead, 5 of the top 10 teams were upset. This turned the college football world upside down, as college football powerhouses such as South Florida and Kentucky moved into this week’s Top 10. What does this week have in store? A ton of good games.

Last week: 11-9 (including upset wins by South Florida and Illinois)
Season: 67-33

Oklahoma vs. Texas at Dallas: The Red River Rivalry. It was a shootout, until the powers that be decided to remove the connotation of violence that came from Red River Shootout. It doesn’t matter that both teams were upset last week. This is the greatest rivalry in college football, no matter how good either team is. Last week’s OU loss at Colorado was a shocking aberration. Last week’s loss by Texas to Kansas State was not totally unexpected. Of course I’m going to pick the Sooners. Pick: OU

Kansas at Kansas State: Both teams are flying high. KU is 4-0, and has been whipping up on the likes of Central Michigan and Toledo. K-State just creamed Texas. K-State has played a tougher schedule to date, and is at home. Don't forget your Power Towel. Pick: K-State

Nebraska at Missouri: An early showdown for the lead in the Big 12 North. It’s a Saturday night game in Columbia. Mizzou is undefeated, and is favored by some to win the North. They need this one if they are going to do that. Nebraska has not returned to glory days. The Huskers aren’t even as good as they were last season, when they won the North. Pick: Missouri

Iowa State at Texas Tech: Cyclones continue to struggle in Gene Chizik’s first year. Tech is trying to straighten out their defensive problems, but they won’t need a defense this week. Pick: Tech

Colorado at Baylor: Buffs are riding a Rocky Mountain high after last week’s stunning upset of OU. This week, they travel to the wasteland of Waco, Texas. Baylor is attempting to improve, but CU has improved more. Pick: Colorado

Oklahoma State at Texas A&M: Oklahoma Aggies vs. Texas Aggies. Winner gets a John Deere tractor. Both teams have been wrapped up in coaching controversies. Mike Gundy has been the star of YouTube. Dennis Franchione has been the star of eBay. Make that coachfran.com, as the VIP reports haven’t made it to eBay yet. When in doubt, take the home team. Pick: Texas A&M

Kentucky at South Carolina (Thursday): Things are changing in the SEC. These are now two of the better teams in the toughest division in football the SEC East. Who woulda thunk it? Steve Spurrier’s team is winning with defense. He doesn’t have the high-powered air attack that he had at Florida. Kentucky, meanwhile, will outscore anyone. I look for that to happen in Columbia. Pick: Kentucky

Florida at LSU: Saturday night in Baton Rouge on national television. The Gators unexpectedly lost to War Eagle last week, taking some luster off this game. Florida proved themselves mortal. Strange things can happen on the road in the SEC, but LSU won’t lose this one. Pick: Tigers

Georgia at Tennessee: Things are upside down: Kentucky is better in football than in basketball, and Tennessee is better in hoops than in football. Phil Fulmer is on his way to becoming the first casualty of the rise of South Carolina and Kentucky. The Vols are pretty ordinary. Georgia is above average. This one is up on old Rocky Top, but that won’t matter. Uga barks loud and long. Pick: Georgia

Ohio State at Purdue: Both teams are undefeated. Purdue has a lot to prove, and takes a big step up in competition this week. Ohio State has played in plenty of big games before. Pick: TOSU

Wisconsin at Illinois: Wisconsin has lost 1 game in the past 1 ½ seasons under coach Bret Bielema. They aren’t always pretty, but they find a way to win, whether it’s 10-7 or 38-35. The Fighting Illini are vastly improved, but aren’t in the Badgers’ league just yet. Pick: Wiscy

Notre Dame at UCLA: Why do I bother picking Notre Dame games? Because I want an easy win. UCLA can be really bad, like when they lost 44-6 to Utah. UCLA can be really good, like last week when they drilled Oregon State 42-10 on the road. Notre Dame has learned how to score touchdowns, but they need to score more than the other team. That won’t happen this week. Irish go 0-6. Pick: UCLA

Cincinnati at Rutgers: The big games just keep coming. Cincy is undefeated. The Bearcats ruined Rutgers’ season last year with an upset win. This year, the Scarlet Knights get revenge. Rutgers lost a game last week, but they didn’t lose their season. Pick: The State University of New Jersey

TCU at Wyoming: Tough game for the Frogs, as they visit Cowboy Joe. Wyoming is a tough place to play. But, the Frogs have a lot to prove, and continue to win. Pick: TCU

Georgia Tech at Maryland: Georgia Tech is like a yo-yo. Sometimes they’re up, sometimes they’re down. Maryland got a big win last week at Rutgers. When you’re hot, you’re hot… Pick: Terps

Iowa at Penn State: Iowa has been below ordinary this year, and now must travel to Happy Valley. Joe Pa U. has lost two in a row on the road in the conference. The Blue and White bounce back. Pick: Penn State

Virginia Tech at Clemson: Clemson was on a nice roll until last week when they ran into the buzzsaw known as Georgia Tech. The Hokies have been quietly picking up steam after an early debacle at LSU. Hokies are a little better. Pick: VT

Tulane at Army: Neither team is that great. But, it’s an even matchup. West Point is a great place in October. Pick: Army

Minnesota at Indiana: Gophers, please don’t wear those yellow unis again! Indiana is off to a good start at 4-1. The Hoosiers wear uniforms that look an awful lot like OU’s. That gives me good reason to pick them. Pick: Indiana

SUNY Brockport at St. John Fisher: SJFC was upset last week by Hartwick, giving them their first loss of the year. Cardinals bounce back this week. Pick: St. John Fisher

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

MLB Projections


It’s Actober. I don’t know what Actober is supposed to mean, but Major League Baseball has been using that as their slogan to promote the postseason, which begins Wednesday. By the way, why does baseball insist on calling it the postseason? Why can’t they just call it what they are: the playoffs? Yes, it is postseason play. But, those who make a living off the Great Game insist on calling it the postseason. Just a little rant.

If the rest of the baseball playoffs are like Monday night’s National League wildcard tiebreaker, we are in for a lot of fun. It’s a pretty familiar cast of characters in the American League, while the National League features some teams treading where they haven’t tread in a long time.

Now, for some fearless predictions of this year’s baseball playoffs. This blog blew it last year, big time, in predicting the Cardinals to go out quickly in the first round. St. Louis went on to win the World Series. So, don’t go out to Nevada and bet money based on these picks.

Because baseball is a talking sport….

American League

Division Series
Boston vs. Los Angeles of Anaheim, Irvine, Santa Ana, and all of Orange County: The Angels cruised to the AL West title, while the Red Sox led most of the season in the East. Boston was hampered by injuries late in the year, but chose to play the series with three built-in off days. This will help the boys from Beantown. Pick: Boston in 5.

New York (AL) vs. Cleveland: The Yankees tore it up in the second half of the season, and are playing as well as anyone. You always have to look out for CLE. But, how can anyone pick against a team with a guy named Joba? Pick: Yankees in 4.

Championship Series
As if anyone else even plays in the American League. Fox will love having a series featuring Boston and the Yankees. The Yankees are playing better. Things return to their natural order. Yankees in 5.

National League

Division Series
Arizona vs. Chicago (NL): The Cubs struggled for part of the year, but they won a weak NL Central, and are here. The Diamondbacks have a good young team, featuring P Brandon Webb. But, guess what? Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs in 4.

Philadelphia vs. Colorado: Who would have predicted this two weeks ago? The Phillies were down by 7 games with 17 to play. The Rockies have won 13 of their last 14 to make it here in an improbable way. There will be very little pitching in this series. The Phillies will hit one more home run than the Rockies. Pick: Phillies in 5.

Championship Series
Will the Cubs exorcise all of their past demons? I don’t think so. Something really strange will happen to them in this series as well. Pick: Philadelphia in 6.

World Series
Yankees vs. Phillies: Just when the Mets weren’t any sicker, they’ll have to watch their division rival Phils play in the World Series against their hated city rival Yankees. Winner wins a lot more than a service area on the New Jersey Turnpike. The Curse of A-Rod is broken. Pick: Yanquis in 6.

Monday, October 01, 2007

NFL Highway, Week 4

There were all kinds of turns on the NFL highway this week. Once again, the only thing to expect in the NFL is the unexpected. A look at this week’s action in the National Football League:

The Dallas Cowboys continue to roll, as the Romo Empire is built one week at a time. Sunday, the Cowboys crushed the St. Louis Rams, 35-7. Tony Romo threw three touchdown passes and rushed for another. The Cowboys are now 4-0 for the first time since 1995, the last year they won a Super Bowl. The Rams were missing eight starters due to injury or suspension. In addition, QB Marc Bulger was playing with two broken ribs. At this point, the Rams officially suck.

Every dog has its day, and the Atlanta Falcons had theirs on Sunday, as they defeated the Houston Texans, 26-16. Joey Harrington threw two touchdown passes, and Morten Andersen kicked four field goals for Atlanta. Andersen gladly gave up his monthly Social Security check to return to the Falcons to kick field goals. The Falcons pay better.

Brett Favre isn’t quite as old as Morten Andersen. However, he’s looking as good as ever. Favre broke the record for most touchdowns in a career, and the Packers moved to 4-0 with a 23-16 win over the Minnesota Vikings. The great Adrian (Oklahoma) Peterson rushed for 112 yards on only 12 carries.

Don’t look now, but the new Browns have exactly the same record as the old Browns. Cleveland surprised Baltimore and the world with a 27-13 win. Derek Anderson continued his bid for All-Pro status and a lifetime contract with two touchdown passes. The Ravens’ defense suddenly looks mortal.

The Buffalo Bills got their first win of the season, defeating the New York Jets, 17-14. Not many people outside the state of New York cared about that game, and neither team will get many wins this year.

The Packers’ quick start in the NFC North has overshadowed that of the Detroit Lions. The Lions are now 3-1 after manhandling the Chicago Bears, 37-27. The Bears replaced their quarterback, but got the same result as Brian Griese threw three interceptions. The Lions scored a record 34 points in the fourth quarter, and both teams combined for a record 48 points in the final quarter. The Bears’ mojo is officially gone.

The Oakland Raiders, at least this week, officially do not suck. The Silver and Black got their second win in a row by manhandling Flipper and the Miami Dolphins, 35-17. Daunte Culpepper made his first start in his return to Miami, and threw two touchdown passes for the Raiders. The Dolphins are working hard to obtain the top pick in next year’s draft.

The more things change, the more things stay the same. The Indianapolis Colts are now 4-0, as they handled the Denver Broncos by a score of 38-20. Peyton Manning threw three touchdown passes, in spite of the loss of star WR Marvin Harrison to a first quarter injury. The Colts aren’t going away without a fight.

Another team that does not suck is the 3-1 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Bucs and quarterback Jeff Garcia are surprising lots of people, and the Bucs went to Charlotte and got a 20-7 win over the Carolina Panthers. Panthers WR Steve Smith was seen in the third quarter yelling on the phone to coaches upstairs. Could it be that he wanted a different backup quarterback? David Carr is showing the folks in Carolina what he showed in Houston: he’s not an NFL quarterback.

Speaking of quarterback problems, the San Francisco 49ers had them yesterday, as Alex Smith was knocked out of the game on the third play from scrimmage on a killer hit by Seahawks DL Rocky Bernard. Seattle rolled over the 49ers, 23-3, and are not ready to give up their reign over the NFC West.

The ineptness of the front office of the San Diego Chargers was on full display Sunday. The Chargers continue to prove that the firing of Marty Schottenheimer was a mistake. The supposedly woeful Kansas City Chiefs went into San Diego, beat the Chargers up, and stole their lunch money, winning 30-16. Poor Norv Turner. I like Norv. But, good offensive coordinators don’t always make good head coaches. The Chargers find themselves trying to dig out of a 1-3 hole.

The Arizona Cardinals are 2-2. They’re not horrible. And, they knocked the Pittsburgh Steelers from the ranks of the unbeaten, 21-14. Steve Breaston returned a punt 73 yards for a touchdown to provide the winning margin for the Cardinals. San Antonio Holmes caught two touchdown passes for the Steelers. Oops, San Antonio Holmes is a high school. Santonio Holmes plays for Pittsburgh, and caught the 2 TD passes.

The Sunday night extravaganza was a big stinker. The Philadelphia Eagles returned to their normal uniforms, but royally stunk up the joint. Donovan McNabb was sacked 12 times in an ugly 16-3 Giants win. Osi Umenyiora had 6 of those sacks.

Tonight’s game matches the New England Patriots and the Cincinnati Bengals. The Pats have been unstoppable. The Bengals haven’t been able to stop anyone up until now.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Ugly Uniform of the Day


Or, would you like some mustard on that hot dog?

Saturday night, the Minnesota Golden Gophers hosted the Buckeyes of The Ohio State University. I don't know what the Gophers were thinking. Was this a motivational tool? Were they trying to honor someone? Did they want to gross the Buckeyes out? Whatever the intent, the Gophers wore these awful mustard yellow uniforms on national television. Gross.

It's hard to do a whole lot with maroon and gold. However, mustard yellow jerseys and pants with red helmets do not work at all. These are ugly.

I hope and pray Minnesota and Syracuse never meet in a bowl game. All-yellow vs. all-orange would be beyond awful.

This definitely makes me want to gouge both eyes.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Get A Life!

Tonight, the fan bases at schools such as Oklahoma, Florida, Texas, and West Virginia are in meltdown mode following upset losses.

I love college football. I spend too much time watching and analyzing it. However, there are more important things in life.

There are way too many people out there that place their entire self-worth and identity in their teams, whether it is a college or professional football team. It is really silly to wrap one's identity in what a group of 18 to 22 year olds do on a football field. Here is an example of this type of reaction, from a post tonight on OUInsider.com:

If I needed the money for the tickets I wouldn't have bought them. If I have a family member that wants them I'll let them have my tickets but I'm not going to support them until we get a BCS bowl win. I'll tell someone where my seats are vacant and you can stretch out on them and sleep for all I care. I left in 2005 for an RV trip with them and I'm heading out again. Surely this loss isn't a surprise to anyone the way OU has been the past 3 years? Go to the post picking OU's lost games this year. I said 3 lost games this year and I got it right the past two years with 3 last year and 4 the year before. This isn't rocket science, Stoops can't coach a team picked to win every game. He does well with underdogs. After that he's a big game loser. I'm not an OU fan near as much as I am a State of Oklahoma fan. Lately OU has been more of an embarrasment to our state rather than an asset! The only thing I hate as bad as a Texas fan is a Crimson blind OU fan. They are far more dangerous to OU than UT ever will be.

Excuse me, but embarrassment to your state? And ultimately, yourself? In the words of Mike Gundy: "They're good kids. They go to class. They're respectful to the press." etc. Yes, it's bad to lose a game you shouldn't lose, especially when your team had it won. However, it's nothing to be personally embarrassed about.

For a lot of people, it's National Championship or Bust. A 10 win season and a conference championship just isn't good enough. People tolerate a whole lot of mediocrity and spareness in their own personal lives, but don't tolerate so much as an offsides penalty from their football team.

Folks, football is a ton of fun to follow. But, at the end of the day, it's a game. It's only a game. For most of us, it's not our livelihood.

Get a life!

Knee-Jerk Reactions

I'm in shock. I'm almost so numb I can't get upset. The Oklahoma Sooners blew a 24-7 lead and lost to Colorado, 27-24. The Sooners started playing not to lose in the 2nd half, turned the ball over three times, and couldn't find a way to win. The Big 12 is anyone's to win.

Elsewhere, the Fighting Ron Zooks put themselves on the map, as Illinois beat Penn State, 27-20. Illinois has won four in a row after an opening week loss to Missouri.

My, how Notre Dame has fallen. The Irish played in the spare 11:00 AM game on ESPN today against Purdue. Purdue took them to the cleaners in the first half, and led 26-0. The Irish made it interesting in the second half before Purdue scored again to provide the winning margin of 33-19. Notre Dame is 0-5. Purdue is 5-0.

More knee-jerk reactions later on. I'm going to go absorb defeat.

Friday, September 28, 2007

A Really Bad Aggie Joke


It's safe to say the countdown to a new football coach has started at Texas A&M.

The San Antonio Express-News reported today that Aggie coach Dennis Franchione had been selling insider subscriptions to an e-mail newsletter at $1,200 per subscription. The subscriptions were sold to VIP boosters, and contained information not revealed to the public. This information included injury reports and personal comments about players. The newsletter was written by Franchione's personal assistant, Mike McKenzie. The proceeds from the subscriptions supposedly went to the upkeep of Franchione's website, coachfran.com.

All has not been well in Aggieland. In my opinion, a booster decided to leak this information in order to speed up the process of Fran's dismissal. Aggies are not (and should not be) happy with the performance delivered by their program. They have a coach making $2 million per year, and a program that does well to finish 3rd in the Big 12 South division.

I have a couple of takes on this situation.

First, this is not worth risking trouble over. These are health records that are now subject to federal privacy laws. Also, this is information that could end up in the hands of gamblers. This is a big can of worms.

Second, this is coming from a coach left his two previous jobs in less than stellar fashion. It appears he is about to burn some bridges on the Brazos River, as well.

This is not going to end well for either Fran or the Aggies.

Where's R.C. Slocum when you need him?

Ugly Uniform of the Day


Today's edition of UUOTD takes us to sunny south Florida.

The University of Miami, also known as The U, has been creative in their combination of their colors of orange and green. They were also one of the first schools to use creative stripes and trim on their uniforms.

This year, Miami has added a green line which comes extends all the way to the back of the jersey, up onto the back of the jersey where the name would normally be. It looks like someone took a picture of their orange jersey and used Microsoft Paint to draw a green line on the jersey. The green stripe looks like two snakes are meeting on the back of the jersey.

This is a bad use of green and orange. Yuck!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

NFL Picks, Week 4

Last Week: 11-5
Overall: 32-16

It’s time for another round of picks in the National Football League.

Week 4 begins the series of byes. Each team will take a week off during one of the next several weeks of the regular season. Jacksonville, New Orleans, Tennessee, and Washington are all off this week.

Without further adieu, here are this week’s picks:

St. Louis at Dallas: The Rams have been most unimpressive in an 0-3 start. Now, star RB Steven Jackson is out for this week. The Cowboys, on the other hand, have moved to the front of the NFC pack. This pick is not hard, whether I’m a Cowboy homer or not. Pick: Dallas

Houston at Atlanta: Matt Schaub returns to Atlanta, where he would have become the quarterback by default after the Michael Vick legal trouble. The Texans are better than the Falcons. It’s still hard for me to believe the Texans are better than anybody, but it’s true. Pick: Houston

New York Jets at Buffalo: Yuck. Buffalo is terrible. The Jets are mediocre. I’m glad I don’t have to watch this stinker. A stopped clock is right twice a day, and every dog has its day, so I’m going with the Bills. Pick: Buffalo

Chicago at Detroit: The Rex Grossman era in Chicago is over, at least for now. Brian Griese is now the starter in Chicago. It’s strength vs. strength, as the Detroit offense faces the Chicago defense. DET gave up 56 last week to Philadelphia. It would take the Bears three games to score 56 points, even against a sorry defense such as the Lions. Pick: DET

Oakland at Miami: Another stinker. The Raiders broke into the win column last week, blocking a Cleveland field goal at the end of the game to preserve the win. Now, they travel to sunny south Florida to take on the ‘Fins. Miami has had a couple of close losses to Washington and the Jets. Everyone loves the king of the sea… Pick: Miami

Green Bay at Minnesota: Don’t look now, but the Packers are 3-0. Brett Favre needs one touchdown pass to break the all-time record for career touchdown passes. He gets it. However, the Vikes find a way to steal this one at home. Paul the Damn Viking is happy. Pick: Minnesota

Baltimore at Cleveland: The old Browns vs. the new Browns. The Ravens are a mysterious team, as their vaunted defense has been giving up a lot of points. However, the Cleveland defense has been giving up a lot of points, as well. Ya gotta look out for CLE. Oops, wrong sport. Ya gotta look out for CLE in baseball. In football, Cleveland still stinks. The Ravens are better, even on the road. Pick: Balmer

Seattle at San Francisco: Important NFC West showdown. The 49ers went home with their heads down last week after a 37-16 thumping by Pittsburgh. Seattle got a big win over Cincinnati. These teams are really pretty even. When in doubt, pick the home team. Pick: Frisco

Tampa Bay at Carolina: This one is for first place in the NFC South. The Bucs have gotten two big wins at home, but now travel to Charlotte to face the Panthers. The Panthers may be without QB Jake Delhomme. The QB reins would then fall to David Carr, who was run out of Houston on a rail. Pick: Bucs

Denver at Indianapolis: The Broncos have stunk the last two weeks. They escaped in overtime against the sorry Raiders, then were kicked all over their home field by the Jaguars. Now, they go to the RCA Dome to face the mighty Colts. This one looks ugly. Pick: Colts

Kansas City at San Diego: The Chargers are off to a slow start, and are doubting themselves in a huge way. Think the front office knee-jerked a little too much by letting Marty Schottenheimer go after last year’s playoff debacle? I think so. By the way, Marty once coached the Chiefs as well. The Chargers get well this week. Pick: San Diego

Pittsburgh at Arizona: Steelers have rolled through three games this season, and travel to the desert to take on the enigmatic Cardinals. This could be more entertaining than it looks on the surface. Still, Pittsburgh is a better team. Pick: Steelers

Philadelphia at New York Giants: The Sunday Night extravaganza gives us a classic NFC East battle. Both teams saved their seasons last week, as Philly blasted Detroit and the Giants got a big win in Washington. Eagles should be back in their normal uniforms after last week’s fashion atrocity. This is so unpredictable. When in doubt, pick the home team. Pick: New York Football Giants

New England at Cincinnati: The Monday night special gives us a matchup that should provide plenty of fireworks. The Patriots will score exactly 38 points. That is what they have scored in their first three games. Can the Bengals outscore them? No. Pick: New England

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

College Picks, Week 5

Week 5 is here in the world of college football. Though the conference season is getting into full gear, this week’s matchups leave a little to be desired.

Last week: 10-9
Overall: 56-24

This blog had to search long and hard to find 20 games worth picking. But, there are 20 big ones to pick, so here are this week’s picks:

Oklahoma at Colorado: The Sooners rolled through four non-conference foes, scoring an average of 61 points per game and winning the four games by almost 40 points per outing. Colorado experienced a flash of past glory last week, pounding Miami (Ohio) 41-0. The Sooners won’t hang 60 on the Buffs, but they’ll win. Pick: OU

Kansas State at Texas: When these teams last met, K-State pulled a shocking upset of the Horns as Texas QB Colt McCoy was injured. McCoy is back, and so are the Longhorns. Pick: Texas

Baylor at Texas A&M: The battle of Highway 6 finds the Aggies stumbling home after being pasted by The U. Baylor has three wins over suspect competition: Rice, Texas State, and Buffalo. A&M’s not great, but they’re a lot better than those three creampuffs. This will be close, but something freaky will happen for the Aggies. Pick: A&M

Iowa State at Nebraska: The Huskers were nearly shocked last week by Ball State. Iowa State let one get away at Toledo. Come to think of it, there’s not much difference between the Big 12 North and the MAC. Nebraska doesn’t have much of a run defense, but they’ll have enough to win this week. Pick: Nebraska

Northwestern State (La.) at Texas Tech: The Red Raiders gave up 100 yards rushing to three different OSU Cowboys last week as Tech lost to OSU, 49-45. The Raiders were a dropped touchdown pass away from winning the game. Since then, the Raiders have fired their defensive coordinator in search of some toughness on defense. Tech will score some points this week, and will outscore the visitors from Natchitoches. Pick: Tech

Sam Houston State at Oklahoma State: The Orange Bowl. Not quite. Rhett Bomar returns to the state of Oklahoma, this time as quarterback of the Sam Houston State Bearkats. SHSU shares the color orange and the city of Huntsville with a more well-known institution: the Texas Department of Corrections. Perhaps SHSU should take the nickname of Executioners. OSU had a big win last week over Tech, and their coach had a big tantrum over a newspaper article. OSU ought to be able to win this one. Pick: OSU

West Virginia at South Florida (Friday): The high-flying Mountaineers go to Tampa to take on the undefeated Bulls. USF won last year’s meeting in Morgantown. Both teams are for real. I like West Virginia’s offense a lot, but South Florida is better than most people think. I’m drinking the Kool-Aid. Pick: USF

Florida State vs. Alabama at Jacksonville: Before he retires, Bobby Bowden wanted to play a game against the school he once attended and idolized. He gets that opportunity this week. The Noles are still finding an identity. The Tide has played two nailbiters in a row, defeating Arkansas while losing last week to Georgia in overtime. These are two great college football traditions with simply above-average teams. Actually, the way FSU has played the last couple of years, they'd love to get back to above-average. Give me the Sabanites. Pick: Alabama

Notre Dame at Purdue: One of these teams is undefeated. The other one is winless. Guess which one is which? The futility continues for the Fighting Irish. Heh, heh, heh. Pick: Purdue

California at Oregon: Unless one of the teams wears their all-white uniform, there are guaranteed to be some ugly uniforms in this game. Both teams have the same supplier: the Swoosh. Both teams are good, as well, and are fighting to challenge USC in the Pac 10. The Ducks are at home. Quack, Quack. Pick: Oregon

Clemson at Georgia Tech: This is always a fun, exciting, and close game. Clemson takes their unbeaten record to Historic Grant Field at Bobby Dodd Stadium. Georgia Tech is reeling after two consecutive losses. Things are going the Tigers’ way this year. Pick: Clemson

UCLA at Oregon State: UCLA returned to the college football atmosphere last week, following up an unexplainable loss to Utah with an impressive win over Washington. Oregon State is pretty unpredictable in their own right. When in doubt, pick the home team. Pick: Oregon State

Auburn at Florida: War Eagle is young and is struggling. The last thing they need is a trip to the Swamp, but that’s what they get this week. The Gators roll. Pick: Florida

Colorado State at TCU: Frogs are trying to find their way. They got off to a good start on that last week by taking the Iron Skillet back from SMU. Rams make their second trip to Texas in two weeks, after losing last week at Houston. Pick: TCU

Penn State at Illinois: The guys in the generic white uniforms can’t get anything to go right for them when they play Michigan, and that didn’t change last week. Now, the Nittany Lions are 0-1 in the Big Ten, and they face the Juice. Not O.J., but Illinois QB Juice Williams. The Illini have some young guys that can play, as Ron Zook has recruited well. I smell upset here. Pick: Illinois

UNLV at Nevada: The Casino Bowl. UNLV has improved this season, and no longer fills their role of Mountain West patsy. This is a big rivalry game, so records should be thrown out the window. My gut says Reno, but my brain says Vegas. Viva Las Vegas. Pick: UNLV

Air Force at Navy: Air Force has been a pleasant surprise this season, while Navy has been unpredictable. Navy had to come back from a large deficit to beat Duke. Air Force is coming off a 31-6 shellacking by BYU. Winner gets the inside track to the Commander-In-Chief Trophy. The Zoomies are back. Pick: Air Force

USC at Washington: Trojans take their show back on the road to visit Seattle and the Huskies. Washington started strong, but has fallen off in two losses to Ohio State and UCLA. USC is just too good for them. Pick: USC

Akron at Connecticut: The Zips are coming off a 27-20 win over archrival Kent State, and will give any team fits. UConn is undefeated, having won at Pittsburgh last week. East Hartford will be rocking on Saturday. Pick: UConn

Charleston Southern at North Greenville: The Baptist Bowl. Charleston Southern has jet lag, as they played last week at Hawaii. They were outmanned and spanked by the Warriors, but got to see the islands. I didn’t know North Greenville had a football team until I saw the schedule today. CSU has a Division I-AA (Football Championship Subdivision) program. They should be able to handle North Greenville. Pick: Charleston Southern

Monday, September 24, 2007

Flying Off The Handle In Stillwater



This is a story and video that just won't die. It's over 48 hours old, and is still worth a comment.

The Oklahoma State Cowboys took a huge step in rescuing their season by beating Texas Tech in a barnburner, 49-45. One would think that OSU coach Mike Gundy would be happy. Not in this video.

Gundy took exception to an article written by Daily Oklahoman columnist Jenni Carlson in that morning's paper. She gave an account of the benching of once highly touted QB Bobby Reid. Gundy went ballistic in this video, and used the article to attack the columnist.

I've followed Mike Gundy's career since high school. He grew up and starred about 30 miles away from me. As my dad would say, we went to different schools together. He went on to become OSU's all-time leading passer. His brother, Cale, played at Oklahoma and is now running backs coach for the Sooners. I don't know them personally, but I'm sure we know some of the same people, as Oklahoma is not a big state. Anyone who knows me knows that I am not a fan of Oklahoma State, a/k/a the Oklahoma Aggies. I find this tirade somewhat amusing, but also somewhat sad. It's really uncalled for.

On the other hand, I read the Oklahoman online just about every day. I make it a point to skip Jenni Carlson's column. It is usually a waste of time for me and most other Sooner fans. As a result of this imbroglio, she will probably be working for another newspaper within the next year.

Mike Gundy has a right to disagree with what was written. He did the right thing to take up for his player. However, he had no right to publicly dress a columnist down in front of 30 or so of her peers. That was low-class and highly unprofessional. This tirade is an embarrassment to Oklahoma State University, known by some of my fellow Sooner fans as Payne County Tractor College.

Nothing good comes in orange. Nothing.

NFL Highway, Week 3

It’s time for another trip down the NFL highway.

There is never a dull moment in the NFL. When it comes to the NFL, the only thing to do is to expect the unexpected. So, there were some surprising events, in addition to some rather mundane results.

We’ll start in Chicago, where the Dallas Cowboys had a coming-out party, as they whipped the Bears by a score of 34-10. The Romo Empire is being built one game at a time, as Tony Romo threw for 329 yards, two touchdowns, and an interception. Marion Barber III continued to stake his claim to the RB position, gaining 101 yards while scoring a touchdown. The Bears, meanwhile, continue to struggle on offense, as Rex Grossman continues to play himself out of the Windy City. Sexy Rexy had three interceptions and a quarterback rating of 25 for the game. Defense alone will not be able to carry the Bears back to the Super Bowl this year.

In Philadelphia, the Eagles celebrated the 75th year of their franchise by wearing their 1933 uniform. The horrible fashion statement grossed out the Detroit Lions, as the Iggles ripped the Lions apart, 56-21. Donovan McNabb threw four touchdown passes, including three to Kevin Curtis. Brian Westbrook had 110 yards rushing, 111 yards receiving, and three touchdowns in 2 ½ quarters. Rumor has it that the Lions were forced to walk back to Detroit, and were seen hitchhiking late Sunday night on the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

The Indianapolis Colts showed the Houston Texans what a championship team looks like, as they delivered a workmanlike 30-24 win over the Texans. The Texans are being quickly bitten by the injury bug, as WR Andre Johnson was joined in the infirmary by RBs Ahman Green and Ron Dayne. The Colts will not give up their championship easily.

The Baltimore Ravens held on at home to defeat the Arizona Cardinals, 26-23. Cardinals backup QB Kurt Warner (remember him?) brought the Cardinals back to make the game close, leading Arizona to 17 4th quarter points. The Ravens lost QB Steve McNair to injury, as he was replaced by Kyle Boller.

The San Diego Chargers are in deep trouble. Well, maybe not deep trouble, but things are definitely not well in sunny San Diego. The Chargers traveled to Green Bay and lost, 31-24. Chargers RB LaDainian Tomlinson and QB Phillip Rivers were seen arguing and yelling at each other on the sideline late in the game. Meanwhile, the ageless Brett Favre threw for three touchdown passes, tying the career record for touchdown passes with 420. The Packers find themselves undefeated at 3-0. The Chargers are 1-2.

In a rematch of Super Bowl IV, the Kansas City Chiefs matriculated the ball down the field just enough to defeat the Minnesota Vikings, 13-10. The Chiefs’ running game was shut down, while Adrian (Oklahoma) Peterson is becoming a star for the Vikings, gaining 102 yards rushing and scoring a touchdown. Look for both of these teams early on draft day next spring in New York.

For the third week in a row, the New England Patriots scored 38 points. This week, the victim was the awful Buffalo Bills, as the Patriots rolled, 38-7. Tom Brady threw four touchdown passes, as the Patriots continue to roll. This team is playing better than anyone in the league at the moment.

The New York Jets got their first win of the season in a high-scoring game with Miami, winning 31-28. The Jets still have a chance to salvage their season. The Dolphins stink.

There are some really strong teams in the AFC. Another one is in Pittsburgh, where the Steelers won big for the third week in a row. The black and gold-clad team made mincemeat of the San Francisco 49ers, 37-16. I’m already looking forward to the AFC playoffs, where the Steelers, Patriots, and Colts will all run into each other.

A big disappointment thus far is the St. Louis Rams. The Rams did not show up in a 24-3 loss to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Earnest Graham came off the bench to score two touchdowns for the Bucs. Marc Bulger was hammered by the Bucs’ defense, and caused both of my fantasy teams to perform horribly.

What is up with the Denver Broncos? I had given the Jacksonville Jaguars up for dead in this one. Instead, the Jags went into Denver and smashed the Broncos, 23-14. The game really wasn’t that close. The Broncos are still in 1st place in the AFC West, but that division is looking pretty mediocre at this point.

The Oakland Raiders lost a game last week when Denver called a timeout as the Raiders were kicking a game-winning field goal, nullifying the play and forcing a block of the second attempt. The Raiders did the exact same thing to the Browns yesterday, as Cleveland missed a game-winning field goal on the Browns’ second attempt. Oakland won their first game of the season, 26-24. These are two more teams that look to be drafting early next spring in New York.

The Cincinnati Bengals are off to a slow start, losing their second in a row on a trip to Seattle, as the Seahawks nipped the Bengals 24-21. Matt Hasselbeck threw three touchdown passes for the Seahawks. Seattle is a tough road trip for anybody.

The Atlanta Falcons aren’t very good. Sunday, quarterback Joey Harrington threw for 361 yards and two touchdowns. However, that performance was wasted as the Carolina Panthers dispatched the Falcons, 27-20.

In the Greatest Division In Football, a/k/a the NFC East, two old rivals met as the New York Giants went to Washington looking for respect and a win. The Giants bounced back from an awful start by beating the previously unbeaten Redskins, 24-17. The Redskins had four downs from the Giants’ 2 yard line in the last minute. The Giants’ defense kept Washington out of the end zone on four consecutive plays to preserve the win.

The Monday night extravaganza features Vince Young and Reggie Bush. The Tennessee Titans and New Orleans Saints will also be playing. Plenty of points will be scored in the Superdome.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Ugly Uniform of the Day


This was suggested by a friend of my wife. I warned of this occasion earlier in the year. As warned and promised, this becomes the first two-time offender in the history of this column.

Today, the Philadelphia Eagles wore the ugliest uniform in the history of modern professional football. They were attempting to celebrate the 75th anniversary of the franchise. That thought is well-taken. However, they redefined the word U-G-L-Y with these things. These are gross, disgusting, and putrid.

Unfortunately for us, the Eagles may be tempted to wear these again, as they pummeled the Detroit Lions, 56-21, in these things.

If they're going to wear old uniforms, why don't they wear something like this?

Saturday, September 22, 2007

More Knee-Jerk Reactions

Some late knee-jerk reactions from this afternoon's games in the world of college football...

What is wrong with Louisville? There is no D in Louisville, as they once again gave up a boatload of points. This time, it was to the previously winless and hapless Syracuse Orange, as the Cuse shocked the Cardinals, 38-35 at the Pizza Box in Louisville. The Ville has gone from a contender to a pretender in the space of two weeks.

For the ninth year in a row, the Michigan Wolverines defeated Penn State, 14-9. Michigan has started their Big Ten season off on the right foot. However, the embarrassment of losing to Appalachian State still lingers.

The chain reaction of college football continues, in a psycho kind of way. Appalachian State, conquerors of Michigan, lost to the Wofford Terriers today, 42-31. Wofford is the second smallest school in Division I, and is the smallest Division I school playing football. Wofford has around 1,200 students. Anyone want to see Wofford travel to Michigan for a date with the Wolverines?

I predicted that the Nebraska-Ball State game would be closer than it needed to be. I had no idea that Ball State would lead into the 4th quarter. The Cardinals missed a game-winning field goal attempt at the end of the game. This would have been a stunning upset in Huskerland.

That's it for now....

Friday, September 21, 2007

Knee-Jerk Reactions

A couple of knee-jerk reactions, as Big 12 teams played consecutive nights on the ESPN family of networks....

What was Texas A&M doing Thursday night? Miami hadn't played well all year, then delivered a butt-kicking to the Aggies last night. The score was 34-17, but the game wasn't even that close. Aggie fans are knee-jerking, and calling for coach Dennis Franchione's head. After five years, A&M really should be better. And, this year's schedule is designed to get a coach fired, with road games remaining at Texas Tech, Missouri, Nebraska, and Oklahoma. In addition, the Texas Longhorns visit College Station. A&M athletic director Bill Byrne should be preparing to hire the search firm right now, because there will be a new coach in Aggieland next season.

My OU Sooners went up the turnpike Friday night and beat the snot out of Tulsa, 62-21. Tulsa actually kept the game competitive for about a quarter. The Hurricane will contend for a championship in Conference USA. They are not a bad team. However, OU is a true juggernaut. This has the potential to be a special season in Norman. The Sooners are averaging 61 points per game, and have beaten their four opponents by an average of almost 50 points per game.

I am on a trip to a company meeting in beautiful Lake Tahoe, California this weekend. I will blog when I can.

NFL Picks, Week 3

There’s something special in the air. Actually, these picks are in the air. Literally, because I’m picking games while on a plane at 30,000 feet. Figuratively, because the NFL is so unpredictable. Last week’s ugly duckling can easily become this week’s swan.

Last week: 9-7
Overall: 21-11

Dallas at Chicago: The Maddencruiser rolls into Chicago for the Sunday night extravaganza, as the Romo Empire attempts to take over Soldier Field. The columns outside Soldier Field actually fit the Roman motif. The Bears have a great defense and an inconsistent offense. The Cowboys’ offense has been impressive against two not-so-great defenses. I’m drinking the silver-and-blue Kool-Aid. Actually, I’m drunk on the silver-and-blue Kool-Aid. Pick: Dallas
Indianapolis at Houston: Hold on to your seats, because this is for first place in the AFC South. The last time the Colts lost was in Houston in the latter part of last season. They went on to win the Super Bowl. The Texans are a lot better now with QB Matt Schaub. However, star WR Andre Johnson is out for this game due to injury. This is too much too soon for the Texans. Pick: Colts
Miami at NY Jets: Yuck. Miami isn’t very good. The Jets are mediocre. It’s easier to spell Jets than Dolphins, so I’ll pick the team with the shorter name. Pick: Jets
Arizona at Baltimore: Arizona is coming off a big win over Seattle. They now go cross-country to face the Ravens. Pick against the Ravens at home? You’ve got to be kidding me. Pick: B-more
San Diego at Green Bay: Chargers follow up a bad road trip to New England with a trip to the not-yet-frozen tundra of Lambeau Field. Is the Pack for real? Honestly, I don’t know. Will the Chargers go 1-2? I don’t know. L.T. runs all over Green Bay. Pick: San Diego
Buffalo at New England: Mismatch city. The question is: Will the Patriots win by a score of 38-14 for the third week in a row? Pick: Pats
Minnesota at Kansas City: Winner gets the rights to eight cornfields in Iowa. Pick: Minnesota
San Francisco at Pittsburgh: One of the better games of the week. The Steelers are in a groove. It’s tough to pick against the Steelers in Pittsburgh. Pick: Pittsburgh
St. Louis at Tampa Bay: The Rams have been disappointing through two weeks. The Bucs got a big win last week over the Saints. I don’t trust the Rams outdoors. Pick: Tampa Bay
Detroit at Philadelphia: The Lions are now 2-0, while the Eagles are 0-2. Are these teams headed in opposite directions? Something good has to happen for the Iggles, and this is a good week for that to happen. Pick: Philly
Cleveland at Oakland: This was expected to be the Suck Bowl Deluxe. Derek Anderson ruined that last week with six touchdown passes and a Browns win over Cincinnati. The Raiders were a late Mike Shanahan timeout away from an upset overtime win last week in Denver. Raiders close the deal this week. Pick: Oakland
Cincinnati at Seattle: Do the Bengals have a defense? They didn’t have one last week. It’s tough to say if they’ll have one this week, either. Pick: Seahawks
Jacksonville at Denver: Denver very nearly lost last week to the woeful Raiders. That proves nothing is a gimme in this league. Can Jacksonville win on the road? Not this week. Pick: Denver
Carolina at Atlanta: Southern fried battle promises to be more fried than Southern. Will anyone in Atlanta care in the immediate post-Vick era? The Falcons aren’t very good. Pick: Carolina
New York Giants at Washington: Washington got a big win on Monday night in Philadelphia. The Giants have given up 80 points in the last two games. I can’t see the Redskins hanging 40 on the Giants, but they’ll score enough to win the game. Pick: Washington
Tennessee at New Orleans: Vince Young vs. Reggie Bush. The Saints have looked like the Aints the last two weeks. That won’t continue. Pick: Saints

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

College Picks: Week 4

Last week was an above average week for picks, with a few unexpected results.

Last week: 16-5
Overall: 46-15

Last week, this blog accidentally predicted 21 games. In order to bring the total back to multiples of 20, there will only be 19 games predicted this week.

Oklahoma at Tulsa (Friday): Sooners face the best team they have played to date. This includes Miami. Sooner fans will take over Tulsa’s stadium. Tulsa is a pretty good team, but no match for the Sooners. Pick: OU
Texas A&M at Miami (Thursday): Aggies go to the hood to visit the U. It’s the Corps of Cadets vs. Gangsta Rappers. It’s really hard to get a feel for this game. Miami struggled to defeat Florida International by two touchdowns last week. Aggies have a bit more talent. I don’t know if Miami can score much on A&M. Pick: Texas A&M
Texas Tech at Oklahoma State: Big 12 season opens in Stillwater. Tech has throttled regional teams such as SMU and Rice. OSU embarrassed themselves and the conference in a 41-23 loss to Troy. Troy should have beaten OSU by even more than they did. OSU is in the midst of a quarterback controversy, and is having running back problems. Even in Stillwater, Tech should win. Pick: Tech
Baylor at Buffalo: Baylor is going to wish they had not scheduled this game. Buffalo has been historically woeful, but is improving under coach Turner Gill. The Bears are looking for a win, which will be hard to come by for them in the Big 12. This is a trap for the Bears. I like Buffalo’s chances here. Pick: Buffalo
Rice at Texas: The Longhorns are in the midst of trouble both on and off the field. Nonetheless, the Horns shouldn’t have a problem with Rice. Rice is reverting back to doormat form. Pick: Texas
Miami, Ohio at Colorado: Buffs are improving, but are not nearly where they would like to be. Miami is known for upsets. I don’t know if it would be an upset, but I like the team from Ohio in this one. Pick: Miami
Ball State at Nebraska: Huskers were manhandled last week by USC. Luckily for them, they get Ball State this week. This will be closer than it should be, but the Huskers should win. Pick: Nebraska
Florida International at Kansas: Four cupcakes, four wins for the Jayhawks. Pick: KU
Illinois State at Missouri: Missouri should wipe the floor with this opponent. Pick: Mizzou
Iowa State at Toledo: The Rockets host the juggernaut from Ames. ISU comes off an unexpected win over archrival Iowa. Toledo has not shown anything this season worthy of a pick, even at home. Pick: Iowa State
Penn State at Michigan: Wolverines earned a measure of respect by whipping Notre Dame last week. The celebration is short-lived, as Penn State visits the Big House. Pick: Penn State
Michigan State at Notre Dame: The Irish are one of the worst teams in America. Pick: Michigan State
South Carolina at LSU: Tigers receive test from ‘Cocks. Nonetheless, the home field will work in LSU’s favor. Pick: LSU
Georgia at Alabama: Tide scored a dramatic win over Arkansas, after blowing a 31-10 win. Now, the Bulldogs visit Tuscaloosa. Strange things happen in Tuscaloosa on Saturday nights on ESPN. It’s hard to go against the Sabanites here. Pick: Bama
Kentucky at Arkansas: Kentucky won a shootout last week over archrival Louisville, earning the Cats a spot in this week’s Top 25. Heisman candidate Darren McFadden led Arkansas to a monster comeback against Alabama, but the Hogs could not hold on. This is a huge game for the Razorbacks. Give me the Fighting Nutts. Pick: Arkansas
Washington at UCLA: Huskies opened strong with two wins before running into Ohio State last week. UCLA did not show up for a game last week in Salt Lake City, and were pile-driven 44-6 by Utah. Pick: Washington
Iowa at Wisconsin: Saturday night game in Cheeseland. Hawkeyes were embarrassed last week by previously winless archrival Iowa State. Badgers remain unbeaten. Pick: Wisconsin
SMU at TCU: Battle for the Iron Skillet. SMU currently holds the Skillet, having won in 2005 before the two teams took a sabbatical last season. SMU has been unimpressive this season, and coach Phil Bennett’s job is on the line. TCU blew a two touchdown lead last week at Air Force to lose their second game in a row. It’ll be ugly, but the Frogs should win this one. Pick: TCU
North Park at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology: Rose-Hulman hosts the Indianapolis Colts’ training camp in Terre Haute, Indiana. Some of the Colts’ championship magic dust remains behind at Rose-Hulman. Pick: Rose-Hulman

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Mr. Ditka Goes To Washington


Today, the great Iron Mike Ditka was on Capitol Hill. He once turned down a chance to run for a seat in the United States Senate from Illinois. Ditka was in the Senate today, but was there to testify before the Senate Commerce Committee on behalf of retired NFL players.

Ditka is the spokesman for the Gridiron Greats Assistance Fund. The group is attempting to convince the NFL and the players' union to reform the system of disability payments for retired players. Ditka, in the meantime, is trying to force the union's hand by asking for a congressional investigation of the union's finances.

The NFL is the most successful professional sports league in America. The league is more popular than ever. The league and its players are making more money than ever. There are many retired players that have fallen through the cracks of the league's pension plan. There are other ex-players who have debilitating football-related injuries and are unable to work. Yes, there are occupational hazards that come with playing a full-contact collision sport. However, the league and its players' union have a responsibility to help take care of those who have helped build the sport.

These are proud men who would rather not ask for a handout. They are not asking for the government to help them. They would simply like to receive something back from the game that they helped build, so that they can take care of physical needs brought about by their football careers.

The Roger Goodell era of the NFL is off to a great start. My hope is that the NFL and the NFL Players Association can do something more to help former players that have fallen upon hard times due to football-related injuries and conditions.

Monday, September 17, 2007

NFL Highway, Week 2


Life is a highway. So is the NFL. We won’t ride it all night long, but it is time for another trip down the NFL highway for Week 2. From the branch office in Windsor, Connecticut….

The Romo Empire continues to be built. The Miami Dolphins are the latest conquest of Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys, as Dallas won on Sunday, 37-20. Romo threw for 185 yards and two touchdown passes. The Cowboys next travel to Chicago for the Sunday night extravaganza against the Bears.

Break up the Texans! The Houston Texans overcame an early 14-0 deficit to thump the Carolina Panthers, 34-21. Matt (My Name Is Not Earl) Schaub and Andre Johnson connected on two first half touchdown passes to help the Texans to the win. The Texans are 2-0 for the first time in team history. Next week, the Indianapolis Colts visit Houston.

This blog has been ruthless in its criticism of the Cleveland Browns. Someone in Cleveland was listening, as the Browns came out of hiding to hang half a hundred on Cincinnati in a 51-45 win. Derek Anderson threw five touchdown passes for CLE, while holding Brady Quinn off for the starting job. Carson Palmer threw for six touchdowns in a losing effort for Cincinnati, making many fantasy owners happy.

The New York Giants stunk up the field yesterday, losing to Green Bay at home 35-13. The Giants are melting down as we speak. It’s going to be a long year in the Big Apple.

The other New York team came up a bit short, as the Jets narrowly lost to the Baltimore Ravens, 20-13. Notable in New York is the fact that Chad Pennington was apparently ready to play for the Jets, but did not play, as the Jets started Kellen Clemens at QB.

The Pittsburgh Steelers continue to roll. The Steelers rode four field goals and two touchdowns to a workmanlike 26-3 thumping of Buffalo. The Steelers are 2-0, and neither win has been close. The Mike Tomlin era is off to an impressive start.

The St. Louis Rams have been a big disappointment over the first two weeks of the season. Star punt returner Dante Hall fumbled a punt late in the 4th quarter, setting up the winning field goal for the Niners. San Francisco moves to 2-0 in what is turning into a renaissance for the 49ers.

In the battle of Swampland and Peanuts, the Jacksonville Jaguars outuglied the Atlanta Falcons, 13-7. This game had a fraction of the atmosphere of the other Georgia-Florida matchup that takes place every year at Alltel Stadium. Georgia and Florida might be able to beat the Falcons, as well. I wouldn’t quite put a good college team up against a bad NFL team yet, but the Gators would give the Falcons all they want. That’s a rambling way to say that the Falcons aren’t very good.

The team laying the biggest egg in the first two weeks has to be the New Orleans Saints. The Saints were picked by many to go to the Super Bowl, but are instead a bad 0-2, after being whipped 31-14 by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Bucs are not great at all, but made the Saints look really bad.

The Indianapolis Colts escaped Music City with a 22-20 win over the Tennessee Titans. The Colts’ defense came through, stopping a Vince Young-led comeback at the end of the game. The Colts are not giving up their title without a fight.

Sunday’s late games saw three contests decided by a field goal. One was in Arizona, where the Cardinals got a big win over the Seattle Seahawks, 23-20. Edgerrin James rushed for 128 yards and a touchdown for the Cardinals.

In Detroit, the Lions are 2-0 after beating Minnesota 20-17 in overtime. The Lions may or may not be that great, but they no longer suck. That is progress in the Motor City. Baby steps, baby steps.

The Denver Broncos were nearly embarrassed, as they needed overtime to beat the awful Oakland Raiders at home, 23-20. In the NFL, anything can happen, and usually does. That includes bad teams beating teams that are supposed to be good. That nearly happened in Denver on Sunday.

The Chicago Bears are now 2-0, after doubling up the Kansas City Chiefs, 20-10. The Chiefs are struggling. The Bears are good, once again.

In the Sunday night extravaganza, the New England Patriots scored their second 38-14 win in a row, this time over the San Diego Chargers. It is not known if there were illegal cameras in the stadium. Cameras or no cameras, someone is going to have to get past the Pats to get to the Super Bowl. This team is on a mission, and has improved greatly over last year.

The Monday night game features NFC East rivals Washington and Philadelphia, or a battle of the fight songs Hail to the Redskins and Fly, Eagles, Fly.